just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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