How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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