We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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