You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
