Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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