Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I smell stomach acid.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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