it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
