This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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