This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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