why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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