We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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