i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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