i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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