Dual....:-)
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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