Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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