After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
is it fun? or sober?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
