just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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