im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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