Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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