There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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