Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
