All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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