I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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