His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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