just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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