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I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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