Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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