why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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