took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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