So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I am one with the molecules
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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