he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
