HIV tests are more positive than that guy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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