I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
