; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
