Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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