i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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