I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
me + whiskey = a bad person
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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