i think i have herpe
just one?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
