everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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