I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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