trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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