We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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