It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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