Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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