i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
