We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
