ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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