Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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