I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
