but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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